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 eBay!
The Governor's Office of Technology may have eBay blocked,
but we know you're addicted! Here's some obscure auctions you might have
missed! (Yes, dear, they're actual eBay auctions, though I
have fictionalized the item #'s and bid data. )
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| Toothbrush |
| Item
# 3310634739 |
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| Current
bid |
$0.99 |
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Starting
bid |
$0.99 |
| Quantity |
1 |
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#
of bids |
0
Bid history
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| Time
left |
22
hours, 10 mins + |
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Location |
UK |
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very little use, one previous owner, only two teeth to
brush
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| *
NOKIA 3210* NOT WORKING* NO RESERVE* |
| Item
# 2625021453 |
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| Current
bid |
$1.00
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Starting
bid |
$1.00 |
| Quantity |
1 |
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#
of bids |
0
Bid history
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| Time
left |
6
hours, 10 mins + |
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Location |
ND |
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THIS IS MY OLD PHONE THAT I'M SELLING...I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT, IT JUST STOPPED WORKING ONE DAY SO I WENT OUT AND
BOUGHT ANOTHER, IT MAY JUST NEED A NEW BATTERY OR IT COULD BE SOMETHING
ELSE, WHO KNOWS?...
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| RALPH
LAUREN POLO JEANS - JOHN TRAVOLTA |
| Item
# 3442134739 |
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| Current
bid |
3.00
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Starting
bid |
$0.99 |
| Quantity |
1 |
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#
of bids |
4
Bid history
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| Time
left |
19
hours, 18 mins + |
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Location |
FLA |
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YEP, these are the SAME JEANS we've listed a few times
here on eBay and for some reason no one wants them. So I put them in my
truck and took them with us when we went to John Travolta's new house in
Florida this past weekend. SO NOW, these jeans have "BEEN TO JOHN
TRAVOLTA'S HOUSE" which makes them MUCH MORE VALUABLE than they
originally WERE! HOW EXCITING IS THAT?!!!!....
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| HISTORIC
SILVER BOWL - REAGAN, MADONNA, SCHWARZENEGGER |
| Item
# 4112134739 |
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| Current
bid |
$5.00
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Starting
bid |
$5.00 |
| Quantity |
1 |
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#
of bids |
0
Bid history
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| Time
left |
12
hours, 32 mins + |
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Location |
UK |
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I am selling this one-of-a-kind silver bowl. The bottom
is engraved "Ridgewell Catering, 1984." Which leads me to
believe that this bowl could have been used by former president, Ronald
Reagan. After all, Ronald Reagan was re-elected in 1984. And I’m sure,
at some point during his campaign, he probably needed to use a bowl.
(you can’t eat soup out of a plate!). The surface of the bowl is
scratched and bit tarnished and the base has a small dent in it. But it’s
plausible that those scratches and tarnishes and dent could have been
lovingly placed there by 1980s icon, Madonna! After all, 1984 is the
year that Madonna released her hit single "Material Girl." I’m
no rocket scientist, but the last time I checked, silver is a material!
You can see where I’m going here. That said, please buy my bowl. It’s
shiny and your pets will love it. Especially if you rub it down with
meat. Please include $10 for shipping and handling, since the bowl is
fairly heavy. Which leads me to suspect that it might have been used by
Arnold Schwarzenegger. (He released The Terminator in 1984).
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| NATURAL
PERFUME OILS |
| Item
# 3842234169 |
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| Current
bid |
$3.00
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Starting
bid |
$0.99 |
| Quantity |
10 |
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#
of bids |
4
Bid history
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| Time
left |
19
hours, 18 mins + |
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Location |
FLA |
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Hi, I'm Eve Adams. I am selling my perfume oils to pay
my way through school (I'm studying Geology at the University of New
Mexico). I package it in 1/4 ounce vials. My oils contain no alcohol.
The bottle is not to exciting looking, but the scent is really great. I
use it as a perfume - you won't believe how long it lasts. This scent is
Dirt. This is probably one of the stranger scents that I offer. It is
the rich scent of moist loamy soil. It's for all of you gardeners that
miss playing around in the dirt during the long winter months.
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